<       > Dick Dumpster Diver I enjoy folks who exhibited no interest in being human; “Oh by the way, what are your future political plans?” Q: How’s my day? A: Clusterdicked. Q: Am I still unemployed? A: Prostitution. I continue slouching towards dementia, I will investigate the haiku of dumpster diving The Kabuki Morals Play of day-to-day existence in contemporary Maryland. Wal-Mart has been heaven-sent for those of us who are road kill. You use the word, “outrage” a lot. Go see Brokeback Mountain a fourth time.