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Dick Dumpster Diver

I enjoy folks who exhibited no interest in being human;
“Oh by the way, what are your future political plans?”

Q: How’s my day?
A: Clusterdicked.

Q: Am I still unemployed?
A: Prostitution.

I continue slouching towards dementia,
I will investigate the haiku of dumpster diving
The Kabuki Morals Play of day-to-day existence
in contemporary Maryland.

Wal-Mart has been heaven-sent for those of us who are road kill.

You use the word, “outrage” a lot.
Go see Brokeback Mountain a fourth time.